In Which Stephan Holds Forth

Shake it

Because I like to live dangerously, I just tried to drink a lumpy shake from a cup without a lid…while DRIVING.
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Thxthxthx

Dear Headache, thanks for reminding me how good the rest of my body feels. I'm sure you must be busy, so if you'd like to continue your rounds, I'll show you the door…no? Ah, well.
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Cooperation

Sometimes working with someone is like having two minds with a single vision. Plus another vision, that's different from the first one.
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High scores

I sure would get better scores on video games if I didn't make so many mistakes. I guess that's true in other arenas, too.
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Maturity

It was fun being a callow youth, but now the time has come to set all that aside and become a callow middle-aged man.
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So what's the new Dr. DOS?

I just saw an article that mentioned "DOS" in a computer context, and my immediate thought was "Denial of Service" instead of "Disk Operating System". We only notice that times have changed, sometimes, in retrospect.
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Superpowders

My superpowers seem to include being easily confused and also making a lot of mistakes. I've heard you should play to your strengths, but I'm not sure where to start here.
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Pandora is a chump

Pandora has figured out that I like songs by various French singers, but has no idea that I don't actually speak French! Heh. Sucker.
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Radio Highlights

Today's RADIO HIGHLIGHTS: On the drive to work today, I was instructed to "Bring the Action" and "Do the Locomotion". Commencing.
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Ice Bees

Last night I dreamt that the Wonder Twins took the shape of (or form of, I can never remember) ice bees.

A search upon waking seems to indicate that for once, I may have come up with something not already on the Internet? If so, thanks, subconscious mind!
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